Make it Stop
After marinating during wartime, I’ve determined: Liberals just lie there and take it, because Saddam is a bad guy. Apparently, … Continue reading →
View ArticleThe De-Bearding
When I lived in Utah pre-1998, I would grow out my beard for the winter months. It didn’t hurt that … Continue reading →
View ArticleThe Horror
I don’t even know where to begin. My body is making sounds I’ve never heard before, and it’s not gas. … Continue reading →
View ArticleNote to Professional Touring Acts
Unless you are terribly gifted in the comedic banter arena, shut up and play. p.s. Neko Case (you know you … Continue reading →
View Article$30 vs. $800
Is the $800 coffee machine really worth that much more? The coffee machine I have ($33). The coffee machine somebody … Continue reading →
View ArticleSkeleton
Since the late 80s, I’ve had a closet love of all things Prefab Sprout. I would only reveal my secret … Continue reading →
View ArticlePants Questions
How low are the pants going to go? Can they ever go too low? Should they go lower? Are gynecologists … Continue reading →
View ArticleOh The Places We Go
I’m not sure exactly how I ended up here, but there is some mighty fine dermotolgical advice to be had. … Continue reading →
View ArticleWeapons of Mass Destruction Lies < Hummer?
So if a sitting President lies about something that costs actual, human lives, those lies do not constitute an impeachable … Continue reading →
View ArticleLies. Lies. Lies.
Damn straight. The Bush administration should not be allowed to just pass this off with a few “Aw shucks” cornpone … Continue reading →
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The Lower Lights’ Debra Fotheringham
An image of Debra Fotheringham, one of the vocalists for The Lower Lights and links to their stuff. Continue reading →
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